so you heard that with all the surgeries michael jackson had over the years that he was probably 99% plastic?
after the autopsy is done, the body is to be shipped to the lego factory.
...yeah, they are going to melt him down into legos........ .
Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his little friends leave?
It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick
What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has had more noses
What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
Clitoris envy
Macaulay Culkin is refusing to attend Michael Jackson's funeral. He say's their time together left a bad taste in his mouth
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...and got to heaven, god met her at the pearly gates.
he told her that since she had led such an exemplary life, he would grant her one wish.
she said, "all i want is for every child on earth to be safe and secure.
...and got to heaven, God met her at the Pearly Gates. He told her that since she had led such an exemplary life, He would grant her one wish. She said, "All I want is for every child on Earth to be safe and secure." So God killed Michael Jackson
...now that michael jackson's gonna be there.
...now that Michael Jackson's gonna be there
this is a question for the guys on this board.
i have seen and read so many cases where very succesful men throw their careers, relationships and reputations away over a bit of booty.
is there some tipping point in a males setup that causes the lower head to completely overrule any and all of the directions from the upper one?
Puberty
Up till now, the worst thing about Ogden was the IRS
i discovered a site called www.jwmatch.com which have pictures of individuals claiming to be jws looking for others jws to date.
based on the watchtower's anti internet stance and meeting people online, i doubt this website is real.
has anyone else seen this site?
About 6 years ago, my ex-wife hooked up with a male JW on-line. I never asked her, but I'm assuming it was on one of those sites. At the time, she was still here in Arizona and he lived in Oregon. She wound up moving there and marrying the guy. If I ever meet him, I'm gonna give him such a hug...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_m8lsrxjz8&nr=1.
Gayle said: "I feel for these JWs. They are so desperate to have fun, understandably."
Agreed. Most of the time I feel a sort of embarrassment for them. They're so very lame and out of touch. Sad
i have read over and over that the false prophecies of the wts are really not false prophecies.
they where just folks who were over eager and were keeping oil in their lamps and so forth.
it occured to me today to wonder "eager for what?
"One thing I find among J W' s is a mental blacking out of Armageddon, except when the study book describes it. They do not want to think about it , they rationalise that "Jehovah will take care of it, and it is in his hands" . "
I think you're absolutely right. That was my attitude while I was a prisoner of the WBTS. I found that no-one really thought about or discussed everything that Armageddon was about. To us, it was just the "ushering in of Jehovah's Kingdom". Nobody talked about how Jehovah was going to kill everyone who wasn't a witness. And not just kill, but brutally destroy. What is that scripture about tongues rotting in mouths and eyes rotting in sockets? And then wild animals and birds are going to pick their bones clean. No-one wanted to entertain that mental image of babies and unbelieving relatives and friends suffering horrible deaths. But that's exactly what they are asking for when they pray for Jehovah's kingdom to come.
They speak of Noah's flood in much the same nonchalant way. But what a horrible way to die. According to the story, it took 40 days for the earth to flood. Until they actually drowned, people were cold and wet and miserable. Starving. Constantly climbing to higher ground to try to save themselves. Fighting each other for a piece of high ground. Trying to save their children. I picture mothers trying to hold their children up over their heads until the water finally rose too high. And if you had more than one child, which one do you hold over your head? Stuggling to stay alive while people are screaming and dying all around them. Like the scene in "Titanic" times 10,000.
And how about being stoned to death? Same thing. It was always accepted in such a casual and detached way. Throwing rocks at someone, breaking bones and splitting skulls open, until the person finally, mercifully dies. God Is Love, my ass
i'm a long time lurking of this site(2 years) and a first time poster.
to provide a little background of myself i was not raised as a witness but started studying when i was 19 and got baptized at age 21. a few months after i was baptized i left due to the constant worship of the faithful and discreet slave and the lack of emphasis on christ.
for reasons i'm not sure about yet i decided to attend the district convention last week.
The only reason I'd return to a Kingdumb Hall would be if it was on fire. I'd bring marshmallows
